Dragon Fire

January 1, 2012

See, we all believed that the world was coming to an end this morning, so we sold all of our Earthly possessions and climbed this mountain - naked as jay birds. Only I hid my phone so I could play on it while I waited.

As we all sat around listening to my pastor quote scripture and trying to find the International Space Station, I asked if I could go off to use the restroom.

I was excused with blessings.

So, I snuck off and retrieved my phone, and out of curiosity downloaded the FAotD.

I guess I got caught up in my game and was gone awhile, because like a thief in the night, suddenly there was my pastor hovering over me and questioning me on what I had and how in the heck did I get it up the mountain. I explained that it was my phone and that I was playing Dragon Fire which was a really cool game and that I had hid it in my pocket. After glancing me over, he immediately began to speak in tongues.

Then we saw the light.

Coming up the mountain, from the same dirt road that we had come, was an extremely bright light, several in fact. Upon seeing the lights, my pastor stopped throwing dirt on himself, jumped up, and running towards the lights began to yell, "He has come! He has come!"

And then everyone went running. Towards the lights.

I don't think that frenzied naked mob would have heard Jesus himself warning them from behind.

Anyways, it turns out the lights were actually the FBI, we were trespassing on federal property, and my pastor was wanted for tax evasion.

And yet the whole thing was somehow the result of my transgression. Go figure.