December 20, 2011
After spending last night in jail (please see updated review of yesterday's FAOTD) I was extrememly excited to see this offering today by Amazon. I really needed something to help me relax. So, I downloaded Sound Sleep Deluxe Edition and headed off to work. (I drive a school bus and have without incident for 22 years.)
Not meaning to go to sleep, but just relax as I ran my route, I placed my phone in my shirt pocket, and with one ear phone in, began to make my stops. Almost immediately I began to feel better. I was relaxed, the stress was gone, and before I knew it I was down to my last stop. Then I hit a nursing home.
Like I told the police, the last thing I remember is hearing someone yell, "You drunk Mr. Winkerdorf?" and thinking, "What a strange question. I don't even drink. Is that a wheel chair?" Guess it was.
So, now I am headed back to jail, have just been informed I'm fired, and foresee a multitude of lawsuits in the near future.
Thanks Amazon, I don't know what I'd do without you.
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